Welcome, anonymous-villain! It’s a rare opportunity to hear from the mastermind behind the chaos in Double Dragon. How does it feel to finally have the spotlight?
Oh, it feels absolutely nefarious! I mean, there’s nothing quite like being the puppet master behind New York City’s favorite post-apocalyptic street theatre. While Billy and Jimmy are out doing their hero gig, I’m here, sipping tea, and plotting my next diabolical scheme. Who’s to say villainy isn’t glamorous?
Speaking of Billy and Jimmy, what do you think of their martial arts prowess?
Prowess? Let’s be real—they throw a decent punch, but they’re no Bruce Lee. I mean, have you seen how these guys jumpkick? It’s like witnessing a fish out of water. Plus, they rely WAY too much on that invincible elbow strike. Pretty sure one of my henchmen codenamed it Elbow of Destiny after eating it for the hundredth time.
Billy.. or Jimmy..
Many players find Double Dragon quite challenging. Do you have anything to say about the game’s difficulty?
Challenge? Ha! I’d prefer to call it character building. Sure, it may seem like sadistic level design to some, but consider it a rite of passage. And let me let you in on a little secret: the developers, those devious wizards behind the screen, added vulnerabilities in the AI. In certain spots, enemies spawn at predictable points. Use the repetitive patterns to your advantage! Also, Billy and Jimmy unlock their inner beast if you know how to button mash effectively.
Any hidden tips for our dedicated Double Dragon fans?
Definitely! Throughout the game, there are spots where you can trap enemies and just spam them with attacks. One favourite is using the edge of the screen—move up and down and you can avoid damage quite often. Another trick: if you master the jumpkick, it’s practically a cheat code. Timing is key—master the timing, and you’re halfway to carving your legend.
There’s been a lot of talk about the power-ups and weapons scattered through the game. Your thoughts?
Oh, those power-ups are the bane of my existence! It’s like the developers have a soft spot for these heroes. I mean, who leaves whips, bats, and knives lying around an apocalyptic city, anyway? Try taking a crowbar to the shins and still pretending I’m the bad guy here! But, hats off to players who actually utilize them properly. It shows cunning and adaptability—qualities I quite admire.
power-ups are the bane of my existence
Can you share any juicy info or trivia about the game’s development that played to your favor?
Well, here’s a tidbit: the developers initially planned for more intricate moves for Billy and Jimmy, but due to hardware limitations, those complexities fell by the wayside. Joke’s on them—it made my henchmen’s jobs marginally less painful. Oh, and the VS. fighting mode? That was added to give people a taste of taking down their friends, but little do they know, I’m always rooting for the underdog, the villain in disguise.
For those who’ve managed to defeat you, what do you have to say?
VS. fighting mode
To the valiant few who have bested me and my minions: bravo. Clearly, your thumbs are made of iron and your patience of gold. But don’t get too comfortable; every villain has a trick up his sleeve, and who knows what the future holds…
You hinted at a return. Care to elaborate?
Ah, the art of villainy is in the suspense. Whether I return to terrorize the pixelated streets again or retire to a sunny beach in digital obscurity is for time to tell. But for now, keep honing those skills—one never knows when a shadowy figure may orchestrate another dramatic showdown.
New York City’s favorite post-apocalyptic street theatre
Intriguing! Thank you, anonymous-villain, for this entertaining and insightful interview. Any last words for our readers?
Only this: always question your reality, keep an eye on the edges of your screen, and never underestimate the power of a well-timed elbow strike. Until next time, my future foes!
There you have it, folks! Stay tuned for more villainous revelations and keep those controllers ready—evil never sleeps!
You can also read the Classics conversation of Double Dragon here!
