Interview with anonymous-villain from Gargoyle’s Quest II
Hello, anonymous-villain! Thank you for accepting our interview invitation. Let’s dive right in, shall we? Can you tell us a bit about your role in Gargoyle’s Quest II and your motivations?
Ghoul Realm
Ghoul Realm
Ah, it is my dubious pleasure. As the villain of the Ghoul Realm, it is my solemn duty to rain chaos and misery upon its denizens. Motivations? Oh, a bit of mischief, a dash of malevolence, and a heaping spoonful of boredom. Let’s just say the status quo needed a good shaking up. And who better than yours truly to orchestrate such delightful pandemonium?
Indeed, quite the repertoire! Now, what do you think of the game’s hero, Firebrand?
Firebrand, Firebrand, that fledgling pest! He fancies himself a champion, yet he’s prone to falling into pits, missing jumps, and face-planting into fireball arrays. Honestly, watching him bumble about brings a tear of joy to my eye. A hero? Pah! He’s more like an overgrown, winged mosquito buzzing in my ear.
Firebrand does seem to face an uphill battle. Speaking of which, how do you find the game’s mechanics and design? Any thoughts on what gives players the most trouble?
The mechanics, you say? Oh, they are a devious concoction! The developers, bless their sadistic hearts, made sure to implement limited flight and wall-clinging just perfectly—to create tantalizing moments where safety is just out of reach. And those power-ups? A façade of hope. By the time players get a grasp of them, I’ve already devised my next diabolical trap!
Fascinating! Can you share any development quirks or secrets that might help the struggling players?
Oh, but sharing secrets would be spoiling the fun! Still, for you, I’ll let one slip. The Vell web—yes, that sticky little surprise—has a way of catching the overly eager heroes off guard. If one were savvy enough, they might realize that the Vell web won’t impede them if they cling to the very edges. But shush, that’s just between us, hmm?
Mum’s the word! Now, do you think there are any flaws in the game’s design that you find… displeasing?
Firebrand
Displeasing? Disgraceful, more like! There are moments when Firebrand’s upgrades—those wretched gifts from the developers—make him too versatile, reducing my carefully wrought traps to mere annoyances. And those infernal save points! As if heroes couldn’t handle starting fresh every… single… time. Can you imagine the nerve?
Clearly, your grievances are justified. Do you have any thoughts on the brave souls who manage to defeat you and complete the game?
Ah, yes, the so-called victors. First, let me acknowledge their tenacity. To outwit the infamous anonymous-villain demands a rare blend of wit, dexterity, and sheer obstinacy. They should be proud—briefly. For every victory is but a momentary reprieve. The wheel of chaos turns ever onward, and my return is inevitable. Mwahaha!
Delightfully ominous! Before we wrap up, do you have any parting words or hints for our readers who might be facing your trials for the first time?
Ah, a tidbit for the newcomers. In this whirlwind of gloom and peril, do not overlook the humble potions and talismans scattered about. They may seem trivial but could very well be the key to turning the tide. And remember, every wall has a story to tell, some weaker than they appear. Enough said!
Truly enlightening and sinister, as expected! Thank you, anonymous-villain, for this entertaining exchange. It sounds like we haven’t seen the last of you!
Indeed. Whether in another realm or another time, the essence of villainy endures. Until our next delightful encounter!
You can also read the Classics conversations of Blaster Master here and Faxanadu here!
You can also read the Villain View of Blaster Master here and Faxanadu here!
